it's been awhile...
- Nathan: I have searched for and wanted to become a fan of COMMUNISM, but apparently doesn’t have a fan page. If all these other crappy pointless things can have fan pages, I think Communism is certainly worthy.
- Josh: better search for the second best thing, Socialism.
- Kris: I want to become a fan of POWs…
- Nathan: Can I be a fan of stillborns?
- Josh: That might have crossed the line.
- Nathan: this is all sarcasm lol. It’s just getting kinda of ridiculous the kinds of things you can become a “fan” of.
- Kris: How about becoming a fan of the abortion piñata?
- Nathan: I’m not sure how that would go over, Kristopher. Do you work with/for the piñata? If not, you can be banned, sir.
- Kris: Well… I’m Mexican… does that count?
- Nathan: Josh—I could not find socialism, Marxism, or fascism either. What has the world come to?
- Nathan: Kris—you’re halfway there. But have you had or preformed an abortion?
- Kris: Does uppercutting a pregnant woman count?
- Nathan: depends on if the baby actually died or was just born retarded.
- Kris: I don’t know… Joe looks like he turned out okay.
